I’ve reached the conclusion that Natalie is trying to poison me.
My fingers have gone orange. Maybe she’s given me jaundice.
Florida beckoned. The Sunshine State.
It has not stopped raining.
Yesterday we went to the Henderson Beach, again in Florida but it was freezing.
One dip in the Gulf of Mexico was enough for us so we made a baby on the beach, we have pictures - look.
Though Florida was not on our route, but we’ve decided to take a few more days getting to Natalie’s cousin, Sammy in North Carolina. We intend to arrive Friday night so they can feed, water, shower and lauder us. They have a cheerleading six year old daughter, Grace. Joy!
We’ve been staying in Rocky Bayou State Park for $12.72 a night with water and electricity. The place is littered with squirrels. We’ve been professional rambling hikers and been on two walks in the forest. We saw a pair of ospreys a atop a nest in an old dead tree, some great blue herons and some bottle-nosed dolphins in the lake. We ain’t seen no alligators yet though. We’re staying again tonight after a trip to Destin Town to get a shit-pipe from Wal Mart so far, so good, the smell has gone… for now. Ooh and we bagged some free Lindt chocolate and groceries thanks to the self service checkout. We’re staying for free tonight as I chatted up Betty, the bespectacled, septuagenarian, crocodile skinned, bleach-blond, elderly park ranger.
I think she wants my cock inside her.
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