CURSED RV FOR SALE

Alleged 1990 Fleetwood Flair Motorhome, although we firmly believe it may be a bronze age prototype.

120,000 miles on the clock. FACT. The black fellow we bought it from was adamant about this.

Length: Undetermined. Although a nice man, with what he thought was a dingo, but was actually just a dog, instructed us it was 26 feet. Personally, we believe it's roughly the length of two medium sized cars.

Feel free to bring a tape measure or a pedometer.

Slight damage to rear.
It's probably not worth getting this fixed.
You'd only be throwing money down the drain.

It does go!

Miles to the gallon:
Unsure, although it has almost bankrupted us.

0 to 60 when going downhill.

We have never needed to do an oil change or check the tyre pressure.
We don't know how.

Really long, curly dipstick.

Two non-locking windows make ideal escape hatches, one large and one small.
Great family selling point!

Non-retractable step.
Watch out for those curbs!!

Security conscious:
Front door used to have a dead bolt.

Double battery, sometimes.

Pleasant breeze from unfixable gap in front door, which provides respite from constant Woodstock-esque odour.

Sleeps six small people. Ideal for mobile nursery.

Carbon Monoxide alarm: Definitely working.

Paper plate holder.

Engine inaccessible from interior and exterior.
Perhaps there's a secret door?

Venetian blinds!

TV stand. TV not included.

Shower / Foot Jacuzzi when holding tank overfills.

Generator needs attention.

Please buy this RV!
We are an English couple who went on holiday by mistake.

$8000 for quick sale.