Sunday, January 18, 2009

A QUICK GUIDE TO BRIZ

Saftrnun, me Muh n’ me fought it were a bit code this wintertime so’s wheeze decided to book our ‘olidayz and wents to book ticketts to the United States of Americawl, but I wanted a petezawl so I wents to gets some from dat lush new Petezawlhut I seen near da ‘ippodrome innit cos I ant bin dere befores only I wuz wearin me new daps so I went a right pisser up the steps and scraged ma knee n was led there forevers til de bleedin amblance arrived innit?

No pauses, no punctuation, no breaths, and since it rises at the end it becomes a question, innit?

Try it again, faster this time.

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